Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.