To stop it from falling out.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
It grows a Moostache.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
Cause they carry pistils.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Remove an electron.
They both love clubbin'