Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's Ludacris' favorite cheese?

GOUDA!

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ