Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ