What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere