What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere