What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

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Horses

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

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Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

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I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

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Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....