What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)