What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)