Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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To remind them why there's no money in it

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Because it's a loaded question!

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A trajeudi.

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It isn't known, never tried.

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Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".