What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!