Chili Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!