What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!