Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)