Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.