How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)