How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!