How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)