How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)