How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.