Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision