Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision