Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)