Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.