Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.