What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.