What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.