What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.