Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.