Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.