Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.