You're getting on my wick.
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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
They both went up in flames.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He got turd degree burns.
I've been flamed!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Steamed vegetables.
Self) Semi retarded.
Go stand in front of a mirror
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
His red wings.
A Bipolar Bear
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Tipper.
Thrown out of the petting zoo.
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Another pops up.
His hand caught fire.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
