What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth