What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.