What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!