What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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