Smart Person Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers