Smart Person Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.