What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.