What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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Who wins the election?

America.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.