Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.