Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'