Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.