Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Kaiju Jokes More Kaiju Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Jap Jokes More Jap Jokes

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.