Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.