Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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Kaiju Jokes More Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.