Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding