Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!