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What do you call a group of ravens?

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies?

Organic Vegetables.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?

Orthodocs

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups?

Cause they're a bunch of pussies.

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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

What do you call a group of JD Salingers?

A Humble Hindi Bundle.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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One is a cunning group of runts.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.