What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !