What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.