Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker