Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!