Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.