Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse