Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Clydesdale Jokes More Clydesdale Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.