Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.