Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.