Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.