Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!