How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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They both think they can fly.

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Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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It's a pilot's life for me!

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!