Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.