Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house