Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter