What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What' the bare minimum?

One bear

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Triangull

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy