What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Nuclear Power Plant Jokes More Nuclear Power Plant Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy