Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

News Jokes More News Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.