What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.