Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.