Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh