What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh