Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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You turn off the lights.

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Both of them smoke the leafs

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh