Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Mc Jokes More Mc Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh