Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh