What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!