Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.