Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.