How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !