How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !