How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.