What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?