What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.