Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods