Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.