Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean