How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!