How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.