How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.