What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.