Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science